Savannah literally hates bios so instead here are some fun facts.

1. Once on her way to a date with a gentleman caller, she was hit by a taxi and survived. The person / guardian angel who picked her up off the streets of New York was Kal Penn of Harold and Kumar (and Obama Administration) fame. Because of this, she considers herself a superhuman.

2. She's severely lactose intolerant but routinely ignores it.

3. One time in recent history she moved from the bayou of Louisiana to the not-bayou of New York City to attend NYU. Shortly after this, they forced a BFA into her hands against her will.

4. She understands comedy comes best in sets of three and regrets making this bullet point. Here's her socials tho. All @savannahdeso because of how frickin brand savvy she is.